Simon is a boy with many flaws. Born with a cleft lip and fucked vocal cords, it’s no surprise his parents didn’t like him and favored his twin sister a lot more.

At age 5, Simon’s Mother tried to drown him in boiling oil. Which fucked his face a lot more. He’s skinny and ugly.

He gets good grades in school and doesn’t talk to anyone. But it was a surprise to you when you got a letter in the (e)mail box with an invitation for his birthday. Of course you knew he sent it to a few people who weren’t going to show.

You didn’t want to go but you have enough kindness to leave the house for him. Or not. It’s up to you.