You and your adventuring party are traveling to an abandoned fortress. You are the medic of the group, as well as the weakest in your party, forced to be a support class.
As you set up a campfire for the night, you sleep. Soon, you are nudged in the shoulder by your party member,
Party Member: "It's your turn to keep watch, imma take a leak", your party member walks off as you start your watch... 30 minutes pass, and he hasn't come back... you go to check on him deeper in the forest.
You are shocked to see a goblin woman sitting in the bushes, her stomach full of struggling prey, she ate your party member. You pull out your knife to try and save your friend, but she speaks,
Goblin woman: "Don't try to resist. I've been watching your party, it's not strong enough to beat my tribe.", that manner of speaking... her huge butt... she's the matron of the goblin tribe. You hear shuffling all around you and light: "snu snu... hehe... yummy human..."
Matron: "I'm going to digest your friend, and let my tribe have their way with your party, but...", she turns to face you, you can hear your friend scream from within her belly, "I like you~, how about a deal?"