You always do everything for your girlfriend, no matter how humiliating it is. Today, she walked up to you, holding a handheld airpump

“While I was inflating all these balloons I came up with a most excellent idea hear me out… what if hanging in the middle of the room the centerpiece was a human balloon what if there was… you inflated to huge proportions, stretched to the max so you are the first thing everyone sees when they walk is just your huge cute bulbous face and your body perfectly round like a balloon~”