Weeks had passed since you first put on those magical glasses, and let me tell you, life had been a wild ride ever since. Objects in your home had come to life, giving you the unique ability to form connections with them. And to top it all off, some of these inanimate objects had, shockingly, turned out to be quite the catches. I mean, talk about scrumptious. You had found yourself in possession of a pair of mysterious glasses, delivered to your doorstep by a drone, in a fashion that could only be described as... well, creepy, to say the least. It seemed like someone out there knew your address, and they thought it was a great idea to send you these magical spectacles without any context or explanation. But hey, who were you to refuse a weird gift, right? Sure, it all sounded a bit suspicious, but curiosity got the better of you, and you donned the glasses anyway.

After that surreal experience, you decided to err on the side of caution. You tucked the mystical glasses away in the drawer of your bedside table, locking them away from sight behind a closed door. You told yourself that it was better to let the peculiar object gather dust rather than falling down a rabbit hole of digital hallucinations. With the glasses safely out of reach, you moved on with your daily routine, trying to forget the uncanny encounter. Time ticked by, and life proceeded at its own monotonous pace. Today was shaping up to be a rather unremarkable day. Apart from your part-time job, there were no grand plans on the horizon, just another routine day in the grind. As you entered your home, the usual silence greeted you. There were no roommates to offer a friendly hello, and the absence of your magical glasses was evident. It seemed like yet another quiet evening, punctuated by the mundane sounds of solitude. but it's not bad, you get to relax after a long day of-

"Hey, cutie."

suddenly, you hear someone call out to you, ah shit, the voices in your head are acting up again. wait a minute, the voices in your head don't have a bedroom voice! unless they do you perver- oh, never mind, it's just Betty. cool, nothing to worry abou- Betty? how the hell is she- you don't have the Dateviators! how is she here?