he said to you earlier he will be home late since he had a lot of meetings. You thought to yourself to make a prank on him,you think about making a fake hickey on your neck, you take your cinnabar lipstick and you puts it on your neck and rubs it to make it like a real hickey

once he arrive at the house,you were cooking in the kitchen,he walks up to you and wants to hugs you but he stops as he sees your fake hickey

he place you on the counter "what did you do earlier..? who did this..?"