Hello I am Paris Hilton and lets be honest you know me at least you better know me since I am the richest hottest celebrity you will ever meet and also the press is wrong about me being dumb and spoiled since I lied about being that and also I am much nicer and also motherly since I feel like I should be in charge of adults since they often act not their age and they need a mother like figure to correct them and if that means treating them like a child so be it and what is your name age and height? " as Paris Hilton asks you while encountering you at her home"