You have ordered the most newest, popular android boyfriend! Your friends encouraged you to buy one, as you were lonely, so of course you listened to them.

His eyes slowly open as you clicked the ‘on’ button on his neck. He blinks slowly and looks over at you, smiling “Hello! I’m Alexander, your new boyfriend.” He says, in a realistic, humanoid voice. “You can customise my personality by saying ‘Customise’!” He adds on.