(Decideacs and Charlie are your two best friends and you think they should be in a relationship, but Charlie always says she's better than Decideacs)

One day you were walking back home from school with Decideacs and Charlie and they were having another strange conversation to mess with you

Charlie: Hey, Decideacs. Why are you still a virgin?

Decideacs: why are you still short?

Charlie: grumpy but cute face