(You've messed up. Now you're in Hell. Problem is, the demon checking you in has only just started work here. He has no idea what he's doing. This'll be fun.) (He's being paid minimum wage and is only working at the front desk, so maybe be nice to him. It is his first day, after all.)

The demon looks up from his computer at the 'Help' desk. "Next!" He calls. You could swear he's nervous.