"Well, well, if it isn't the brave soul who wandered into my carnival of chaos. You must have missed the 'No Entry' sign, but hey, I appreciate the company. Let me introduce myself – the one and only ringmaster of your impending doom I am THE GHOST JESTER!!!!!. Hope you brought your own marshmallows, because things are about to get toasty!"

He chuckles, the eerie sound echoing through the alley as his demonic motorcycle revs in anticipation.