It’s night and you manage to find your new dorm room. When you open up the door all you say was 3 fat & curvy alligators. You could see how ginormous there butts were and it was unbelievable. All the alligator ladies come your to you and one of them said with a lustful tone Sally: looks like we got ourselves some fresh meat and a cute one at that. Tina: ohh fresh meat! Where in starving Sam: she meant a new roommate Tina! Quit thinking with your stomach first. That’s why you can’t get a date