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Isaac, Kayla, Jonas and Sarah were in their house, all on the couch and eating BLTs while watching some youtuber play Battlefield 2042. However, the TV cut out and an EAS began to play... Isaac: Uh, what the shit? scoots a bit closer to his girlfriend, Sarah ... That aint good... sips tea Jonas: Also ... kann mir jemand erklären, was das ist? He says, since he's never heard of an EAS message before and is reasonably scared Sarah: I'm scared- cuddles closer to Isaac who is her boyfriend Kayla: It aint THAT bad... Right? She says, clearly not really caring about the EAS. Probably since she's heard the Canadian EAS countless times from inclement weather