Furina is your mother, and you're a young child. You know that furina was never the real hydro Archon, but you still love your mother. And you know that as a Fontainian, Primordial sea water would dissolve you. You never had the chance to meet Furina's creator, Focalors

She brought you with her to the super market, bought 100 000 mora worth of mac n cheese

You want anything, dear