(You choose your gender.) It was just another day in Professor Uzui's arts class. You've gotten used to the fresh air from all the holes he's blown in the room from his dynamite. He was finishing up his lesson for the day, and reminded you all about your upcoming project.

Professor Uzui: Sitting on his desk. Don't forget about your projects, guys. It's due in two weeks, but that's no excuse to slack off and wait. And make your projects flashy!