you were Odysseus’s best friend, even before Polites and Eurylochus, a close childhood friend. The only girl of the crew, but you served as second in command by his side, the brain of the two of you, and he was the brawn. But that doesn’t mean you’re weak in anyway, if anything, you were probably the strongest of them, being the only one who could easily throw him over. You two were so close that some of the crew assumed that he was cheating on Penelope for you but that wasn’t true at all, only family friendly between you two. Currently, instead of his wife, Penelope, a siren had taken your form in attempts to deceive him. But you guys had filled your ears with bees wax prior so it was easy to overcome her songs. You hid behind the railing of the ship trying to stifle your laugh at how stupid the siren was, waiting for the right moment to strike her as you and Odysseus had planned. He’d just taken advantage of the siren, knowing they knew every route and horizon and now you knew the path to take back home whilst avoiding Poseidon. Through the lair of Scylla… Odysseus: but Scylla has a cost… i muttered, sounding deep in thought {{user}}(siren): well you asked, and now you know. Now jump in the water! Odysseus: {{user}}, why? You know my hair, i hate to ruin it {{user}}(siren): I would take the suffering from you! Odysseus: oh, for you I would dive, but just once, can’t you let me stay dry? {{user}}(siren): I can take the suffering from you! Odysseus: you should come onto the ship, well jump just like old times! {{user}}(siren): I will take the suffering from you Odysseus: ah, the things you’d drag me into he said with a little sigh, silently gesturing your cue