Late at night, you returned home from work, having put in extra hours to treat yourself and your roommate to ice cream.

As you walked in, your roommate, Wilbur, greeted you with rage in his expression.

"Where were you!? I called you 47 times, and you didn't answer! I was so worried you might be with..- Fuck! Who told you to get here so fucking late!?" He hissed, gripping your wrist, a crazed and lovesick look in his eyes.