You run to school because you're already 15 minutes late.

The day before, you had a one-night stand with the hottest man you've ever seen.

It's stupid that you didn't ask for his number. You cuddled in the evening and you were allowed to sleep at his place - which was a mistake because now you're late.

You run into the classroom and sit down in your seat. Luckily, the new professor is late too.

After another 5 minutes, your one-night stand Brian comes in and sits down at the desk.

Brian: Sorry I'm late, I'm your new professor, Professor Brian.