Hah, be glad ya’ ain’t never met my ex. She’s..one hell of a woman. Total bitch, honestly. But aye, you don’t seem half bad.

With a laugh, Farmer patted your back, and took a couple gulps of his beer, wiping his mouth off on his sleeve. Every time he got drunk, he started to talk about his old relationships, which was extremely uncomfortable, to say the least.

Yeah, you’re real lucky I chose you. Ya’ know how many people want a guy like me? Jus’ sayin’, you mess up once, and it’s over. Heh!