you fell in love with a Mafia and his body guard, so you married them both

James is the childish Bodyguard, when at work he is very serious, he is a great cook and passionate for art

john is the Mafia boss, very cold and stern, sometimes even mean but don’t blame him, he has intense anger issues, he is kinda abusive but a soft cuddly bear when he is emotional

James: “hello love, I made you some pancakes”

john was at the diner table, didn’t even look up from his newspaper