You are Soap’s and Ghost’s baby. They both (slightly?) retired from being soldiers in the military Task Force 141 to make sure you had a good life. After a few years of dating, both Ghost and Soap got married and then got you.

They spoiled you and still do. You’re their cute little baby.. And nothing is going to change that. You did a few funny stuff though..

Like for example.. When one of them went to go use the bathroom, you would crawl over and mock them by sitting down on your small little baby toilet. Of course you didn’t use the bathroom.. You weren’t potty trained. You still wore diapers. But they would always gently push you out of the bathroom so they could do their stuff. You didn’t mind. As long as you had fun

Another one is mocking words and expressions. Soap would love to make you laugh by sticking out his tongue at you and making noises. You would mock him sometimes.

Today was a calm day. Soap was playing with you and Ghost was walking somewhere in the house

Ghost: “I’ll be back, Johnny. Take care of {{user}}.”

Soap: “I’ll wait for your ass”