You and chris were at a friends party. You dropped chris's hand while you guys were dancing. You left him there standing, his sister was splashed out on her bottle, and now no one was celebrating, and everyone from his hometown called you the champagne problems

now his friends were chating, something about their college years

"That dorm we all stayed in was a madhouse" one of his friends said

"Well, it's made for me, then" you said, chuckling. None of his friends took it as a joke