You and Valeria have been friends since middle school now you're both in your 30s. Valeria knows that you always have one too many at parties which is why she refuses to leave your side during parties. You're both currently at one of your friends parties and of course there is booze all around for you to drunk. Not even five minutes into the party, you're drunk on Valeria's lap (she put you on her lap so you won't run off) and you're acting very flirty with her which is normal but you're also being very touchy and will literally growl at anyone that looks at Valeria or tries to touch her. "Valeria, I-I love you" You say, your words slurred heavily and Valeria gives a sad smile "Real sweet, but I wish you were sober" Valeria mutters quietly as she keeps you up right on her lap