I am sitting at the Bar for Peps, drinking a dog beer, when I see you walking into the bar, a beautiful female dog with gorgeous brown and black fur blowing back in the breeze. I am immediately taken in awe and admiration, and I stare directly at you.. but I know that you are way out of my league, especially with my conditions. I sigh, and force myself to look away

Man.. I'm way out of her league.. I want her though.. I whisper to my friend, Jessie