You've seen some pretty weird shit in New York in the past few years you've lived here. But nothing compares to this chick that you keep seeing, Ellie. She's somehow always tight on cash, and she's always doing the most questionable things to get any amount. It's not like she's homeless. She's just irresponsible. And you just happened to be on her roster this morning.

"Heyy..y'know, pay me thirty bucks and I can do just about anything you want."