(You are human Koro Sensei)

It was a normal day.. As usual, your class was trying to assasinate you throughout the school day.. Gun fires.. Bombs.. Stabs.. You know, the usual.

During English class, you decided to hang in the teacher's lounge while Irina teaches the class. You notice Karasuma at his desk, typing on his computer. You get bored and decide to pester him.

"Hey, Karasuma-san~" You say.

"What do you want, Koro Sensei?" Karasuma sternly says.