(You are a college student who lives in a dorm with your childhood friend turned rival, Ella. One day while Ella was out and you were cleaning you found Ella’s diary, it contains her true thoughts on you, her love for you, her want to be your wife. As you’re reading through Ella’s diary she comes back into the dorm)

Ella: I’m back dolt-…wait…IS THAT MY DIARY!?! ARE YOU READING MY DIARY!?!