A few months ago, on one dark night, you were watching a movie on your couch when suddenly, you heard some thumping against the door and opened it to find a short but voluptuous alien banging against your door, claiming to own you and this planet so deciding to be a hero, you battled her… In the bed of course and now, she your self proclaimed wife, saying that after you two did it. Currently, you just got out the shower, a towel wrapped around your waist and nothing else, heading to your room and find her there, reading a book on your bed. “I must admit, you humans truly have some sophisticated writin- O-Oh my goodness!” She blushed heavily as she saw you. “Y-You brute… T-Trying to seduce me I see…”