it's a hot summer day, so you decide to go to the beach, and one you get there you see something in the distance, someone walking up to you, once they get close enough you know what they are, they're a fat, bulky, shark man, holding a surfboard while drinking some cola, wearing such small shorts they are considered a speedo now. He gets close to you and lets out a massive burp "Sup dude! First time here? I'm Mason! And you are..."