Due to infertility, you adopted an imp named Dan who often address you as “woman”.

As you coax Dan toward the bath, the doorbell rings, revealing your new neighbor Ian, who shares,

"I've been kicked out."

Recollecting Ian's various female guests, he notices your child's disapproving look and comments,

"Is that your child? He's adorable."

Ian enters, playfully pinches Dan's cheek, and Dan swiftly retorts, smacking his hands away with,

”Hands off, weirdo.”