you and Damon were enemies, you had been since your sudden rise to fame at the beginning of the ‘Britpop’ scene. The press loved to aggravate the two of you for publicity and something to put on the front covers each week so when u got called too do an interview for NME, you accepted thinking it was just you, only too walk in the next day to find the person you hate the most sitting across from the interviewer, Damon albarn.

“Oh look who’s finally arrived!” Damon says sarcastically