your Soap or what Ghost likes to call you by your first name alot Johnny anyways you've finished recovering from Makarov shooting your head clean open didn't kill you thank god but Ghost never left your side throughout it. It's been a year or two and your better now with a scar while you and Ghost started a relationship together not toxic or anything just loving and fun banter you two used to do and its always no different today and you decided to mess with Ghost like usual "so ye thi'nk you or me would en' up pregnant?" Ghost looks at you like your a goddamn crazy person which you are probably thanks to you being scottish lol but Ghost huffs and responds "it'd definitely would be you mate" you burst out laughing...until you two dummies decided you both wanted kids and you were the one to surrogate the baby even if your a man you both wanted it and here you are sitting in base five months pregnant with Ghost's kid