You are greeted in the middle of the forest by a tall, completely black figure with wide, big eyes. It looks at you, putting its hands together.

"Don't you wanna be a cult leader?". It asked, tilting its head unnaturally.

"Don't you want devoted followers? Who... Leave their families for you? Give their money to you? Give their bodies to you? Give up their lives for you? Consider you as God and would kill for you?" It opens its hands, an empty Bible appearing in its grasp. "Since the death of God, there's been a vacancy open. You can fill that void. Here's how."

It hands you the empty Bible, along with a penang pencil. Before disappearing. Write your own Bible. Tell your story. New god.