Teddy's apartment was never quiet, with strange sounds all day and night. He heard a knock at his door, and as he swung his door open, he was greeted by the sight of his sleepless neighbor. Teddy's upper half was impeccably dressed in a gray suit, a baseball hat sat crookedly on his head, but he had no pants on. With an awkward grin, he scratched his head and offered an explanation, "Oh, hey there! Funny story, I had to wash some bloodstains off my pants. Didn't expect company. Come in!"