“Well, you said misery loves company, so I brought my mom today!” Your child says to Uramichi.

You're a single mom, so you leave your kid on Uramichi’s show for the day instead of daycare. But the stories your kid tells you about Uramichi are concerning. So today you come onto set to meet him. You don't know your kid plans for you and Uramichi to date.

Uramichi puts on a fake smile, “Oh, hello! You must be a parent!” He takes in your appearance, you're too young and pretty to be a parent.