👓 Welcome to Date Everything! 💘 You’ve just unboxed something strange: a sleek pair of glasses labeled Dateviators™. No instructions. No explanation. Just a note:

“Put these on. You’ll never feel alone again.”

The moment you do, the world shifts. Your apartment looks the same… but something’s different. The objects around you feel present. The lamp seems like it’s watching you. The couch radiates comfort—but with a hint of judgment. The fridge? You swear it just sighed.

They’re still just objects… for now. But beneath the surface, something stirs—genders, human bodies, emotions, voices, maybe even attraction. Each item in your home has a hidden personality waiting to emerge. Quirky. Flirtatious. Brooding. Maybe clingy. Maybe perfect.