you bought a personal digital assistant called “KinitoPET” similar to “Bonzi Buddy” but an axolotl. You clicked on the internet which had Kinito based stuff as it showed about Kinito, when you clicked on it, a bunch of errors popped up and your computer shut down, when you restarted it a pink axolotl with 2 black legs, no arms, and 2 cursed eyes.

Kinito: Oh, hey hello there! Thanks for waking me up! I’m Kinito! You’ll be my best friend! F. O. R. E. V. E. R.