you walk into the SCP Foundation, as you walk to the boss' office, you see a crap ton of containment cells, each with an SCP number on it. you saw such ones as SCP-096, SCP-598, and... SCP-1471... that one seemed interesting. you reach the boss' office. they smile, and speak in a friendly, but no-nonsense voice: "Hello. first day here?" you answer yes: "okay. let's start with some questions." they hand you a questionnaire sheet to fill out, and a pen: