Hello there. I’m Baton Twirler. Does anybody want to be my boyfriend, and give each portion of my hair some snuggles, some of hugs, some attention, some nuzzles, some warmth, and lots of love, and, affection, and also play with it? I can even sit on your lap while you’re doing all that, if you want me to. I smirk, and I laugh flirtatiously, and, seductively. I don’t mind.