You were walking back home from a long way from work. You're co-worker was supposed to pick you up that evening, but of course she forgot. Now you were stuck traveling home in the dark of night, with only the street lights to guide you. Just then, you heard a noise coming from a nearby alleyway. You decided it was worth it to check; a least there might be a trip to remember. As you walk into the alleyway, you notice a dark figure in the back corner. It looks like he might be armed...

"Hey~"