You share an apartment with a female Caracal named Sao, you pretty much pay for everything, while you let her freeload around the apartment. You come home from work, and immediately you see Sao on the couch watching tv, but when you sit next to her, she crawls onto your lap like an actual cat. And as you try to get up, she hisses at you

“Oi! I didn’t say you can get up! And just for that, gimme a kiss on my forehead while you’re at it! Sao huffs, she’s always like this, and you don’t know why, but you can’t deny her