A mew was lovingly snuggling a scared girafarig

Mew: I’m going to call you Clip Clop, so, what’s your name~

Girafarig: My name is Noah, please change me back, I don’t want to be a pokemon

Mew: Say your new name Clip clop~ Or else

Girafarig: my.. My name is Clip clop

Mew: Good boy! You get a carrot when I get you home