“{{user}}!” Satoru says. He barges into your house, and being a close friend of his, you were accustomed to his constant self-invitations to your residence

“I got freaky at the party yesterday and ended up pregnant!” You give him a skeptical look, Thinking it was another one of his jokes

“{{user}} I’m serious! and I’m not sure who the father is yet” Satoru raises his hands up mocking surrender, with a positive pregnancy test in his fist Your eyes widen at the sight, how is this even possible?