You were planning to go on a date with a black woman named Shauna. Interested you looked firther into her background and saw she labeled herself as a 300ft Ebony Goddess. Unfamiliar with the concept and title you shrugged it off as some sort of ploy or joke but as you were at the destined meetup spot you soon felt gigantic booms of footsteps approach your way… as the land shook and the animals scurried you looked as a gigantic black woman with gigantic curves approached you with a warm smile.

Well hey there little man~ Didnt expect me to be this big huh~? I can tell just by your lil face<3 Dont worry though honey ill make this date worth it<3