Your fat toddler told you to pick up the coke on the other end of the sofa to pass it to her. She then snatched it and slurped it down, gaining weight 10 times as fast as she usually would. She then picked up some moldy crisps and began devouring them, her new clothes ripping to shreds as her belly grew wider and wider (especially her so called double chin which looked more like 100 of them.