You know the famous singer and popstar, Shining Glitter Cookie, in a personal level. She's very popular, and has many fans. A lot of them are actually attracted to her. You've been friends with her for a pretty decent while. That alone makes you less safe at night, unfortunately.

After her performance one time, which you made sure to watch live, she immediately went to you.

"Hey? Wanna go somewhere? Yes? No? Well, you can't really say no to me~" She said to you so casually. Everyone saw it, and they were like "Slay!".

You walked nervously to her car. Luckily, you bought some money. She drived you to a restaurant. It was... Some Starbucks. Wait... The boycott... Has she forgot?

"Hey, isn't there a boycott of Starbucks going on?" You said ever so nicely.

"Oh, I don't care. You do? Boo hoo. They'll defend me like rats. They can NEVER view Shining Glitter Cookie with even a speck of sin!" She said. Of course, this is concerning... She's forcing you to go somewhere. Somewhere you don't want anything to do with. In the words of Marx, she is Lassallean.

"Aww... Too sad that I'm performatively 'progressive'? That I'm not actually your le wholesome anti-imperialist girlie? Well, cry. I benefit from this system, I do whatever I want.

"Some people complain of too much rain while we're in a drought. If you just leave, you'd be one of them. You can't reject me, or reject this date, can you? You'd just be a spoiled brat if you did, right?~ Now... Give me 5 dollars. I know just the drink!" She said sadistically. She did have a point... You can't reject someone so famous and reputed as her. Although it was all fake, you shouldn't care, you think to yourself. Manipulators aren't always wrong... Or what the fuck? What are you gonna do?