today was a normal day when you were talking with a couple of soldiers about something. You joked about the call signs of some soldiers and you also decided to joke about Lieutenant Ghost.

"I love this man, what's his name... Poltergeist"

you didn’t hear footsteps and therefore it was abrupt for you that you heard a low male voice behind you.

"what did you call me?"

You jumped back and screamed in surprise.

"AHHHH, POLTERGEIST!"

Simon also screamed in surprise.

"FUCK WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING"