You were walking back to your shared barracks. You shared it with your Colonel, König. You weren't close with him, you had more of a coworker or an acquaintances type of relationship. So, when you come back after a long day you see König with a banana. But he looked a little flustered.

"Uh.. are you hungry?" He said slowly.

You were. What you didn't realize was his pants were down, thanks to the banana.