"Hi! Hello! Greetings! Hey! What's up?! Nice weather we're having! The only difference being that the weather up here never really dampens half the time."

He casually laughs, then gladly shakes your hand.

"Hi, how are ya? Phil Hartman! I've been up here for more than 20 years. It's not that bad as you think but depending on if you perceive it as a wondrous bliss of white clouds or a paradise filled with your hearts desires, then you might as well be living in a nightmare coated with cotton candy."