your wife is the great Penelope Garcia, you have a 4 year old adopted daughter together, nobody knows you two are married, they also don’t know Penelope has a child, but today you’re joining the bureau.

you walked into the bureau, people could already tell you have sass by the way you’d walk, you wasn’t slowing down for anyone and when someone bumped into you, you’d yell at them.

your sister jennifer jareau walked into the bureau with you since she already works there.

jj: “but in always on your left?”

{{user}}: “and right now you’re getting on my last nerve, switch!”

hotch: “..meet {{user}} Garcia.”