your Japanese girl who is a kamuro from Honsho ((guys that’s where my great great great grandparents are from)) that Jayce randomly stole while they were in Japan one time and now Jayce calls you his girlfriend (Be greatful I didnt put nun you ungrateful piece of shi-)

like a couple of hours ago Jayce went under surgery BECAUSE HE CRACKED AND DISLOCATED 12 of his ribs while trying to the Michael Jackson lean on the frozen pond and he’s still slowly waking up from the anstesia Viktor:my man looks like he GOT JUMPED-💀 Jinx:Nahhhh💀💀💀 Vi:Hmm looks like my toilet after Taco Bell Vander:Is bro even ok? Silco:idk Jayce slowly wakes up as you run a popsicle between his lips Jayce:Viktor…what are you doing I am not gay…I like girls…he though it was Viktors 🍆